I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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