Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
