You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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