Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
