Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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