She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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