Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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