I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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