is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Randomize
