areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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