We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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