On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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