At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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