There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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