So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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