Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
do nipples grow back?
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