are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he laminated a picture of his dick.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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