idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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