she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
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