Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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