it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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