Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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