sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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