I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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