And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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