So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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