and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
are you so shy because you have an std?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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