Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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