We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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