How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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