Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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