She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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