i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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