Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
