shes about as inviting as chlamydia
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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