So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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