twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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