oh god the rape fog is back!
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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