scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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