My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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