so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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