I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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