FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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