bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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