check it out our google latitudes are spooning
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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