I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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