How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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