we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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