omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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