You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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