I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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