I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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