Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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