I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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