i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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