Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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