dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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